The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."

"Good. What comes after three."

"Four," answers the boy.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job.
What comes after ten?"

"A jack"

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Lee-PA
Moderator, What's New Forum
lee@talkvegas.com

Reminds me of our first year here in Las Vegas. Little Joe was in 3rd grade and I asked him what they did in school one day. He said they learned how to play blackjack. Mind you, this was a private school and I was paying for this education <bg>.

Knowing cards are very important! One of the questions on the new game show, who want to be a millionaire on 8/16/99 was what hand does not beat a full house.

The multiple choice was Royal flush, Straight flush, Four of a kind or Three of a kind. The contestant had to use a "lifeline" for help.

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