I am a novice video poker player. I know this is a recycled question but my Vegas expence account needs to know:

"Where are the best (or most) 5 cent and 25 cent full pay (9/7) machines located"? To further assist, I am only interested in Jacks or Better and Deuces Wild machines.

Spencie.
who has the most full pay? Hard to say, those numbers change almost daily. It seems the casino's are always tweaking the inventory.
But I'd probably venture a guess and say the Orleans or maybe the goldcoast.
You won't find much on the strip.

For 10/6 or 9/7 Jacks or Better, the Stratosphere is the place to go. For the greatest selection of all types of VP, the Orleans (off the strip) is worth the trip. The Palms also has a huge selection of VP.

You can also find a good selection of FPDW at the Fiesta Rancho and along the Boulder Highway (Sam's Town, Skyline, Sunset Station, Fiesta Henderson). Downtown, there are some machines at the California, and the Barbary Coast is the only place I can think of on the strip.

P.S. -assuming that account wasn't a typo, I love your sense of humor!