Heidi Fleiss, the Hollywood Madame, had big plans coming to Nevada. She had planned on opening a male brothel in Pahrump. She is not making much progress in that venture.

In the meantime, she has been working on a self serve laundrymat in Pahrump. The name of the place is, of course, Dirty Laundry. It is to be a semi upscale laundry mat. It has kind of a clubby look to it and upscale bathrooms, but that's about it for bells and whistles. There will be no liquor or gaming, as she is a convicted felon. And while Nevada is pretty loose on some laws, getting any state license with a felony rap sheet is not easy.

She claims that she is still working on the stud farm idea, and it might be a year or two away.

No word as to if she plans to correct her name for being in conflict with the "i before e" poem that we learned in elementary school. She has it wrong twice in her name, as did Einstein.