The Fiesta now has a drive through sports book. Bet your money and stay right in your car. They also have a new restaurant that has 300 diff. kinds of Margaritas. Sounds like a Jimmy Buffett special

300?!!!!! WOW!

Do they have a special if you try them all?

I understand you can go temporarily blind on too many tequilas.

Never got that far but pretty darn close!

I'm the kind of drinker who drinks seldom, but maybe once a year I'll drink a lot in an effort to catch up.

I don't drive when I'm doing this serious drinking stuff, but I do walk a lot in a somewhat feeble attempt to find the place where I checked in earlier in the afternoon.

During my most recent drinking session, I decided to have a drink at each and every casino I entered from the Tropicana all the way down to the Sahara.

My original intent was to drink my way down the east side of the Strip, have a brief meal in the Holy Cow, and then continue my battle with the bottle on the west side of the Strip heading back towards the Trop.

If my memory serves me correctly, I only got as far as the old Sands hotel/casino bar before my sobriety began to lose the battle, so I decided to turn around and head back to my original departure point.

My shoes were on a little crooked so I was doing a little zig-zag dance down the Strip when one of those kindly Sands security guys on the bicycles showed me how to walk a straight line by placing one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter and just keep on bobbing up and down till I reached my destination.

He only let me depart because I promised I would not veer off into an enticing liquor establishment.

I had a decent audiance walking up the Strip that way that evening. When I stopped to take a breather I had to move a bit to allow a number of other folks who were also wearing crooked shoes to pass.

One foot in the gutter! One foot on the curb!
It'll keep you on the straight and narrow and lead you to your destination.

Just make sure you watch for oncoming traffic.

It's best to do your serious drinking during the midweek when traffic is relatively light.

Now where did you say those 300 taquilas were?

[This message has been edited by will800 (edited February 10, 2000).]