Well Lee at least I would eat the Hooters chocolates.
Our ham is in the freezer with the turkey we got at Thanksgiving. I'm sure they will be very comfortable together with some leftovers from one of the christmas's past. Now if I could only find that damn crockpot. lol

I went last night for a poker tournament and while I was waiting I played on a jacks or better. I didn't do so well this time but one hand was the Js, Qs, Ks, and As. I hit deal and the 10c popped up. It gave me a quick start seeing black ten but it lasted about 1 nanosecond.
I can see the attraction of these games though.

Kes and I will meet up one day and play some tag team video poker. She will be the coach and I will be the grunt.

Oh, lord - I am willing, but we better get Daisy or somebody out here on a plane pretty quick! I still think of myself as a beginner, still some hands that I think -- okay, now do I hold for the flush or go for the straight flush?

Your freezer sounds like my freezer. I just threw out at 2 or 3 year old frozen turkey, couldn't be bothered to even see if it was good for soup. That one was free from a supermarket.