Top 10 Las Vegas Police Comeback Lines

1. I'm sorry, Ma'am, but the truth is, with the unlicensed gun in your
purse plus the DWI, you actually are what we call "a real criminal."

2. Hey John, get out of the cruiser and come over here to say "Thank
You." Would you believe it? We stopped the very guy who pays our salary!

3. Yeah, actually, I do have bank robbers to catch, but that might be
dangerous, so I'm going to play it safe and write you this ticket.

4. Hurry it up? Sure, I'll just go back to the cruiser and write the
citation. Do you have food and water in the car? This shouldn't take
more than six hours.

5. Do you know why I stopped you Or do you think like you drive ?

6. What do you mean I won't believe you? I'm a reasonable human
being. And just because you've got three kilos of smack and two bodies in
the trunk doesn't mean there isn't a perfectly reasonable explanation.

7. No, you've got that wrong. Actually, I'm even tougher without the
badge and gun.

8. Of course you didn't rob anybody. You just happened to start your
wind sprints in front of the department store, this VCR is providing extra
weight, and the security guards were providing motivation. Is that
about right?

9. He's the one who started it? That's the best you can do? My
four-year-old does better than that when I ask why his sister is crying.

10. HAVE A NICE DAY.

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Lee-PA
Moderator, What's New Forum
lee@talkvegas.com

Lee: Somehow I missed this one. No. 5 is a good line!