Actually it's snowy and cold here EVERY day. My niece in Boca Raton, FL, sent this to me (that little brat!). Thought I'd post this for everyone, but especially for those in the Northeast:
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Official Upstate New York Temperature Conversion Chart
60 above: Georgians try to turn on the heat. People in Upstate New York plant
gardens.
50 above: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Upstate New York
sunbathe.
10 above: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Upstate New York drive with the windows down.
32 above: Distilled water freezes. Lake Ontario's water gets thicker.
20 above: Floridian's don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. People in Upstate New York throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above: Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Upstate New York have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
0 degrees: People in Miami all die... Upstaters lick the flagpole.
20 below: Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Upstate New York get out their winter coats.
40 below: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Upstate NY are selling cookies door to door.
60 below: Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Upstate Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
enough.
80 below: Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
People in Upstate NY rent videos.
100 below: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Upstaters get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 below: Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Upstate NY complain about farmers with cold hands.
460 below: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in Upstate NY start saying"Cold'nuff for ya?"
500 below: Hell freezes over. The Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl.
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