When my neighbor proudly told me he was surprising his
new wife with a horse for Christmas, I asked what kind
of horses she liked to ride.

He said he wasn't sure, but she could probably ride
about anything since she had worked several years at
the Mustang Ranch out in Nevada.

LOL

And I bet she could suck a golf ball through a 50 foot garden hose too. :rolleyes:

Buffet humor;

Getting older is like visiting an all-you-can-eat
buffet ...

What should be hot is cold ...
What should be firm is limp ... and
The buns are bigger than anything else on the menu~!