Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table when a very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a
single roll of dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped B.A. naked, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama
needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down
and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other
dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered,
"I don't know; I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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Jeff