I've never had a good meal at the NASCAR Cafe in the Sahara. Now they have a meal deal that makes the Excalibur buffet sound good.
Pardon me if I get the exact details off. Basically, the meal is a burrito that is 2 feet long and weighs 6 pounds. If you eat it all, it's free, you get your picture on the wall of fame and you get free roller coaster rides.
If you don't finish, you have to get your picture taken with a tiny pink T-shirt that says Weenie.